Ady wrote:
You are killing it up there!!!
Ha! Yeah, I can’t stop; see below...
Talking about teaching old dogs new tricks, let’s talk about windfoiling for a bit. I’ve probably been foiling 5 or 6 times since I got a foil in the spring. Every session bringing its load of frustrations and exhilaration. The last one was back in July 29 when I sailed the choppy lake Winnebago again in not a lot of wind at all - maybe 9kn and 13 in the gusts. On the exhilaration department, I got to do long runs up in the air (several hundred yards). the silence and the floaty feeling is an awesome experience. The only issue is that keeping the damn thing leveled for extended periods of time is super sensitive to the slightest displacement of weight. Then things become unbalanced and everything turns quickly into chaos, and usually finishes in a couple of crash types: one I would call the Swirl of Death and the other the Demonic Dive. Let’s review the difference.
Swirl of Death: that’s when the foil breaches and the board suddenly dives at an angle - usually on the rider’s side - which make everything go upwind. If you are lucky, and with the proper amount of momentum, the foil can give you a second ride up above the water while your body is desperately attracted down by gravity and getting awfully close to the sharp wings. The key is to not let go of the boom because wherever it takes you, it will likely be fare enough away from the blades! The sequence below isn’t the best but will give you an idea (left to right and top-down).
1- All is fine and groovy
2- All of a sudden, the foil breaches
3- Then the plunge is initiated
4- “I can save this” hits the mind for a small fraction of time
5- Splash!
6- The rider and his ride are sharply heading upwind and die in a scary swirling motion
Demonic Dive: this one is a tad more aggressive as it clearly gives you the impression that the gear has a mind of its own and really wants to get you off its back like an annoying horse fly. You know you fly and you also know that the following will be your punishment for daring to challenge gravity. Same here, better old tight onto that boom; that’s your life insurance! Let’s review (left to right, top-down just like comics)
1- How awesome is that?
2- Oh no! Sudden descend
3- Then you say to yourself : “it’s diving deeper than expected!, that cannot be good”
4- Splash
5- Brutal deceleration
6, 7, 8- Now the rider is catapulted forward in an elegant motion (not shown here, you’ll have to trust me)
9- The rider finishes with a nosebleed and the board in need of a nose job
Who wants to join the fun?
Uphauling, how fun is that? (btw, notice how accurate GoPro speedometer is!)
Pumping and pumping, how fun is that?
Provoking a constant fear of height, how fun is that?
For a few moments of bliss, how fun is that?!
It’s actually plenty of fun. Join the club if you dare!
Alright, I’m done with this nonsense, back to the good old windsurfing